Political Euphemisms


The meanings vary over time and depend on context. This is why even intelligent people have trouble working out what politicians are actually trying to say:

fish                           girl
horse                        boyfriend/husband
shark                         investor
beef                           celebrity
cat                             wannabe CEO
fat cat                         successful CEO
dog                             girl?
rhino                           old investor
rhino horn                   old investor sex drive
elephant                      old husband
star wars                     recession
butterfly                        queen
plebs                            politicians/ plebians
light                              truth
tiger                             asia
moon                           woman
sun                              credit flow
coffee                          waking up to the truth
zombies                      not knowing the truth
apocalypse                  banks stop lending. World runs on debt
apple                            knowledge
dinosaur                       old aristocrat
alien                             aristocrat bred from annunaki
crocodile                      aristocrat
bear                             pessimist
bull                               optimist
dance                           swap between different ideological investors
sing                              tell the truth
fire                                trouble
wolf                              single girl
panda                          person seeing things black and white
sheep                          general public
muggle                        general public
slytherin                       aristocrats
bees                             startup ceos
pesticide                      bullying through fear
good                             bad
bad                               good
rock                              unmoveable person
no                                 yes
to be honest…              I’m lying
has full backing            they’re fired
yes                               no
definitely                       maybe
duck                             ?
dolphin                         girl?
whale                          older rich wife?
heat                             threatening to tell the truth
iron man                      a movie
…                                stuff left unsaid, said as a long pause with staring eyes. Like a                                          constipated psychopath
Pi                                 economic circle/cycle
mars                           system of regular wars/god of war
venus                          women
blue                             sex
WMD                           lies
defence                       murder
peace                          war planning
gravity                          fear
chattel                          slaves
asteroid                        fallen startup
star                               celebrity
comet                           unmarried startup
singers                         philosophers
bread                            money
LOL                               laugh out loud/lots of luv
frog                                french
coding                           rhetoric
rabbits                           single people (unlike married people they have sex occasionally!)
sunscreen                     buy gold
media circus                 the news
concrete jungle              the City
leverage                         government taxes
u-turn                             final decision
legacy                            “Too many twits make a…” – David Cameron (mistake or script?)
omnishambles               I have no constructive ideas

For anyone that has been offended by what they have just read I suggest they refer to George Orwell’s essay: ‘Politics and the English Language’ (1946) or to ‘dog-whistle politics’ on wikipedia.

The Transparent Paradox

The Free Market appears to be a logical utopian vision but it is also being criticised for leading to the failure of the banking system and the questioning of Capitalism. As the debate continues one of the biggest questions that should be asked is why do monopolies exist in a free market? If during the last decade regulation has been too weak and markets too free why didn’t monopolies get broken by free competition? There are a number of reasons, some political, but perhaps the greatest is the lack of transparency in business and the free market.

With hindsight most people can see that the complex repackaging of toxic debt relabelled and sold as AAA grade investment was not only unethical but also improbably stupid. Yet it happened. Some would argue that this was down to lack of regulation but the more regulation you have the more complex the system becomes and exactly the same hidden problems will eventually arise but just in a different light. The problem is that the language of the products sold and the illusion of the free market fooled people into naively not looking too hard at what was being traded. Some people did act unethically but I suspect a lot of people were just playing a system that they genuinely believed was stable. Now ignorance isn’t necessarily a defence for incompetence but further regulation just provides an even greater level of misplaced reassurance as problems bubble away. Would these problems have occurred had the products sold been transparently labelled as toxic and in a free market why didn’t this automatically occur?

The collapse of various banks has led people to portray Capitalism as a system that feeds off the people through a competitive ideology rather than support the people through cooperation. Yet if you do any research into charity models you begin to question how ‘companies’ that make no profit and pertain to do good in the world seem to achieve so little but still manage to pay such generous salaries. Maybe both sides of the ideological battle need to swallow the bitter pill of transparency. This is especially true if you receive any sort of state support or tax benefits from the people. There are many systems in our civilisation that are corrupt but hopefully the human species isn’t one of them. Maybe Competition + Transparency = Cooperation?


Planet Earth ‘Winners’


Noble ‘Man’

What is the human species’ goal? Is the meaning of life to sustainably survive, to conquer and expand, or to experience and learn? Or maybe that is the three part cyclical evolution of the human species on Planet Earth? Is it time for the human animal to expand and conquer new planets or is the power of the internet going to provide the tipping point that enables us to learn how to evolve a more sustainable lifestyle?

Rousseau proposed that the systems of civilisation erode the morality/humanity of Man. Where previously the rich had a duty of care through philanthropy to assist the poor now the Welfare State unsustainably provides. We have centralised and dehumanised both sides of the ‘Wellth’ scale. On one side you have humans working the mechanisms of rich corporations that play the tax avoidance system and on the other you have humans not working but playing the welfare system. By centralising systems you increase efficiencies but decrease humanity the most awe inspiring asset of the human animal. Maybe the Infinity Loop will help balance this Social Equation? A decentralised model for corporations as frameworks rather than legal entities may also be an important evolution.

How much of our human qualities are due to memes rather than genes? Does society just evolve towards numerous tipping points? If we were told the UK population was drastically declining to extinction, would we rise to the challenge and start breeding rapidly? Is the opposite not the case as the world population exceeds 7 billion and keeps on growing? Does our ability to quantify and transfer data assure our survival assuming we are adept at reacting to the results? Is the internet enabling a global realisation that we are reaching a new environmental tipping point which requires a drive towards sustainability? Will this sustainability be achieved by conquering new territories such as solar and nanotechnology? The evolution of our species is the story of systems. What systems would you like to see evolve? 


 Millenium Run: The Internet or the Universe?


The DisNet Rises

Our civilisation is held together by a series of systems. As the human population has grown over time these systems have been added to or evolved to accomodate different social dynamics. Many of these systems work on the basis that the human animal is stupid and can only deal with its new dense surroundings peacefully by being controlled. These control systems often cause tensions which result in wars as the paradoxes and hypocrisies are revealed. Is the human animal programmed to be eternally at war with itself?


The internet represents a Utopian model of the world, a Distributed Network (DisNet) where human knowledge flows in a virtual pool accessable to anyone able to use a digital portal. In this Utopian vision do we want to see controlling systems determining what it is best for us to be reading, viewing, learning? With inventions like the iPad the internet can literally be read like your own personal book comfortably on your lap. Never has knowledge been so freely and easily accessable. What will our generation do with this new power now a bite has been taken from the Apple? Is Twitter the beginnings of a new political system where the Market expresses it’s views through #DisNet creating a network of needs to be balanced by our Social CEO’s?


Fears about control of the internet may be insignifcant compared to the growth of cloud computing. As a digital model it appears to contradict the decentralised merits of the internet where everybody controls their own knowledge and data by storing it locally. This approach means a virus can only affect one user’s data at a time. If information is centralised in a virtual ‘cloud’ is not the risk for excessive control, corruption and collapse inevitable?


Perhaps our more enlightened readers can share their thoughts on how the internet can evolve in a positive direction? The End?


DisNet Mapping :  http://www.opte.org/maps/


Jacob’s Ladder

As we begin to see light at the end of the recessionary tunnel, governments around the world are advocating an entrepreneurial spirit to lift society into a new era of growth. Unfortunately the reality of a boom and bust economy is that, while those with little free capital struggle to survive, the wealthy are finalising patents, partnership agreements and investment deals which will guarantee rapid success in the next decade and no doubt create yet another recession in ten years time.

It would help greatly if governments inspired entrepreneurs with a realistic ladder to climb when at the moment too much time is wasted building the ladder. The main barrier to success in society is that it is often unclear as to the next step needed in developing ones self. Fortunately the power of the internet provides a mechanism to research for free any topic of use and this helps break down exhausting barriers.

We forget that the internet is a relatively new invention and one that is greatly underestimated for the potential it has to improve society. The internet represents a distributed network model where a simple framework or ‘world wide web’ enables the distribution of knowledge thereby short-cutting bureaucracy, hierarchy and general middlemen. While systems such as Twitter have been used to bring down dictatorships, the internet will inevitably lead to the evolution of democracy and capitalism in the coming years.

The existing capitalist model relies on monopolies and centralisation to fuel consumptive growth. It requires a level of control which ironically contradicts the ideals of the free market it so advocates to increase profits. This has led to an erosion in morality, cultural identity and community as problems caused by this process have been moved out of sight and out of mind.

We see the internet as a key tool to put these social challenges back into focus so they can be solved by a global community. On a smaller scale the internet, a tool not discussed in the latest government retail review , is also the mechanism to empower local communities and high streets that have lost their identity and soul. Sir Francis Bacon famously said that ‘knowledge is power’ and with the birth of the internet we may now have a digital prophet to help balance society.


Tools of evolution


Emotive Rationality

We have recently been asked to write a booklet on our proposal for a shift in thinking towards an Emotive Rationality. We will use the blog to discuss the development of the piece and hopefully raise some debate amongst our readers. We have decided to break the booklet into five sections:


Section One: Will explain the historical context of the Counter-Enlightenment and propose the idea for an Emotive Rationality.

Section Two: Why do we need Emotive Rationality? We will explain the challenges that may not be met without a shift in thinking and then explore the issues of moral sensibility, environmental consumption and the frameworks that construct our society.

Section Three: Will propose a vision for a new society, discussing various ideas relating to political systems, an alternative exchange mechanism and a shift in emotional morality.

Section Four: Here we will look at the ideas that are leading the way towards an Emotive Rationality. This is likely to include thoughts on game theory, cellular automata and network mapping explaining how the purely rational has highlighted the importance of the emotional to produce balance in society. This will then expand to cover the impact on education, justice and well-being.

Section Five: Finally we will explore the declining relevance of institutions and how new technologies and ways of thinking have deconstructed their power in society leading us towards a vision for an Emotive Rationality.


We’ll come back to this topic over time as no doubt various collaborations and your comments will help evolve the direction of the project.


The 1318 transnational corporations that rule the world. Superconnected companies are red, very connected companies are yellow. The size of the dot represents revenue (Image: PLoS One) 

Brave Old World

In Brave New World Revisited Aldous Huxley wrote of his dislike of large centralised systems which were ineffective: 

“We know that, in a very large and complex society, democracy is almost meaningless except in relation to autonomous groups of manageable size; nevertheless more and more of every nation’s affairs are managed by bureaucrats of Big Government and Big Business. It is only too evident that, in practice, the problem of over-organisation is almost as hard to solve as the problem of over-population. “

The piece discusses examples of “…self-governing, non-hierarchical communities of production, which were also communities for mutual aid and full human living.” One such example Huxley gives is the Peckham Experiment in South-East London which ran from 1935-50. This was the first Pioneer Health Centre which enabled families to receive annual medical checks (an MOT for your body rather than that precious car), offered space for social activities, had a swimming pool, schooling facilities and a farm nearby to grow and sell organic produce in the centre. The experiment appears to have been a huge success and understood the importance of a ‘healthy’ community (Big Society?) rather than just a disease-free community. The centre was forced to close as officials setting up the National Health Service believed it was unnecessary and it could not raise the money to continue.

In New Cross there is an expensive new health centre with superb doctors and treatments but I can’t help feel disappointed at the introverted, unfriendly and unused ground floor. This is a place where ill people come to get advice. Is there an opportunity to integrate health and community centres into one building as an extroverted focus for community and family development? In a Balanced Society we need to make sure that a healthy lifestyle consists of more than just popping pills to rid us of disease. Could ideas in the Peckham Experiment be part of that solution?


Peckham Experiment pool

Eternal Growth

If you divide land area in the UK by population you discover that each person is entitled to approximately 4000sqm. Assuming 25% of the land is uninhabitable then this means that on a plot of land 60x50m each person must live, work, play and grow all their food and material needs to lead a sustainable existence. This is a sobering thought. To accommodate growth we have instead had to stack people vertically in cities and create intensive farming systems fuelled by the discovery of oil. Property and the State provide a system that enables the chaos of housing millions of humans to be ordered while providing a safety net for those in society that might be better suited to living off the land but who can’t. Can this system sustain eternal growth?

Growth is a driving force for civilisation and provides purpose and direction to the human species but isn’t sustainable because it requires ever greater resource consumption. Also our focus on GDP growth hasn’t helped solve problems of extreme poverty but has strengthened the divide between rich and poor. This is shown in Prosperity without Growth by Tim Jackson who also suggests that our personal happiness doesn’t increase beyond a certain level of wealth. He suggests that many people could afford to work less and enjoy more leisure time providing employment opportunities for others and a redistribution of wealth. An alternative viewpoint is the Infinity Loop model which suggests companies have a responsibility to the whole human species and that once the happiness of our own community has reached a tipping point we should be looking to help others who are suffering. Growth is not a bad thing but, just as humans stop growing physically in their 20’s and instead grow intellectually, there needs to be a balanced assessment of what society needs to grow and when rather than an obsessive fixation on forever growing GDP at any cost.

GDP growth is a journey of cyclical dilution. Wealth accumulates to a peak and then an event causes a crash and financial gridlock. Quantative easing can be used to get money flowing again, generally leading to a dilution of capital, but it doesn’t solve the problem of increasing resource consumption. Replacing the focus on GDP with carbon and social factors could help shift society’s focus away from the desire for pure wealth accumulation. Each person could be given a carbon allowance. If they used above the allowance they would be taxed and if below they could trade the credit. This shift in thinking would make people more aware of other intangible commodities such as community, identity, creativity and the important value they bring to society’s well-being. It is a shame we need to impose yet another restriction on life to draw attention to our unsustainable lifestyles but as populations grow some sort of rationing that doesn’t hurt the bottom of society seems necessary.

Economic risk also needs rebalancing. The splitting of high street banks from investment divisions will help reduce excessive risk but the term investment needs to be better defined. Investment should not be about pure gambling but about investing in the future of a positive company to benefit the planet. Allowing short selling, derivatives, etc is not investment but a form of linear thinking which exaggerates problems rather than balancing them. Intangible assets such as risk (loans) and peace of mind (insurance) are an important part of civilisation but a significant proportion of tangible capital must be owned to counter any defaults. This creates an inherent paradox as capital is accumulated for the sake of leverage which even ideas such as Islamic Finance don’t seem to solve. Risk is a fundamental part of life but when you start to look into the economics of a country it is amazing how complicated finance has been allowed to become. This occurred because it was believed that the complexity of a free market would inherently resolve itself and lead to perfect stability. This probably would happen eventually but at what cost to humanity?

Society is questioning how countries have failed to balance their books, something that most citizens have to achieve day to day. Why didn’t economists see this problem coming despite history, as shown in the graph below, predicting a bust was due? Game Theory, which has been used to predict evolutionary stable systems in nature, may help society factor  ‘moral sentiment’ into deciding how best to balance the ‘invisible hand’ of the future. What do you think?


US GDP growth 1923-2009. Boom and bust at what cost?